I've got a family problem and i really need advice?

I took my girlfriend round to see my family today.





My wife went mental, How can i keep both?I've got a family problem and i really need advice?
you have a girlfriend, and a wife, well hell i'd go mental too =_=I've got a family problem and i really need advice?
yes, thats definitely possible...





many people hold an open relationship and yes you have to introduce them eventually. although the way you did it was not the correct way of approaching the subject, but I'm sure your thinking for the word 'swingging' or 'open marriage'.





1. introductions need to be discussed in full and an agreement entered into - almost like a binding law and often end up with her gaining a BF of her choice. if you just drag the girlfriend into a war-zone and without telling the current wife, then things are going to kick off (so destroying all chances of it working).


2. you GF can't be hotter than your wife, so dress her in a bin-bag and no makeup or good shoes.


3. its also quite a good idea to have a bi-girl and to actually do all the physical stuff with them both there - sort of like a share arrangement. you'll need to learn massage as most woman don't think its hot being with another woman - so you've got to get them use to touching each other and you.





its probably too late for this advice, but you might be able to back-track a bit.
Is this some kind of joke? I don't understand why you would write something so stupid as this.. no sain person would.


But if your telling truth (which i'm pretty sure your not) then there is nothing you can do to keep them both! It's one or the other.


Which ever one you have kids with you keep.


Damn what a silly question. x
I severly advise against taking your girlfriend round again and pretend your not with her anymore.
woah your a freaking werido.
play the game called boink your neighbor
WHAT THE F*CK?!?!?! That's messed up. I woulda kicked yo a** out da d*mn door and filed for a divorce.
LOL
wtf?